Funny Parrots Talk Like Old Married Couple
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Whether you're after a parrot-related joke, a pun or a one liner, this collection of parrot jokes is a great way to make your kids laugh.
For more animal-related fun, check out these Farm Jokes or these Bird Jokes.
Knock-Knock Jokes:
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With their repetitive talking habits, parrots are perfectly suited for never-ending knock-knock jokes...
1."Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Who's there?" (keep this going by repeating what the other person says)
2."Knock knock" "Who's there?" "A parrot" "A parrot who?" "A parrot-ly some birds can talk!"
Puns and One-Liners
Nothing better than some parrot puns to entertain the whole family.
3.If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
4.Now is the best time to buy a parrot, I hear they're going cheep!
5.Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
6.Someone stole my alarm clock, my parrot, my lamp and my coffee; I don't know how they sleep at night.
7.If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
8.Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other: can you smell fish? (a perch is a type of fish)
9.My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
10.I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Question & Answer Jokes:
Tricky questions with answers that might ruffle some feathers!
11.What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? A walkie-talkie!
12.Why is a parrot a bit like a shark? It can talk your ears off!
13.What is a parrot's favourite game? Hide and Speak!
14.What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
15.What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
16.What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
17.Why was the pirate sad when his parrot left? It gave him the cold shoulder!
18.What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
19.Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
20.Where do parrots go when they die? Parrot-ise!
21.What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
22.What is a parrot's favourite game? Hide and speak!
23.Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
24.What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
25.Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
26.Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
27.Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
28.Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
29.What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
30.What side of a parrot has the most feathers? The outside!
31.What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
32.What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
33.Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
34.What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Parrot Stories:
Get your children laughing out loud with these entertaining stories!
35.One day, a man goes to the cinema when he notices the person next to him looks suspiciously like a parrot. He turns to him and asks "Are you a parrot?" "Yes", the parrot says. "What are you doing at the cinema?!" the man says. "Well, I liked the book!"
36.One day, a man is driving when he finds a parrot in the street. Unsure of what to do, he invites it into his car and drives until he finds a policeman. "Excuse me, I've found a lost parrot and I'm not sure what to do with it!" "You should take it to the zoo", says the policeman. "Thank you officer" replies the man. A week later, the policeman sees the man in his car, and the parrot is still in the front seat. "Why is the parrot still with you? I thought you were taking him to the zoo?" "I did!", replies the man, "We had such a fantastic time, we're driving to the beach!"
37.A woman goes to the pet shop and decides she wants to buy a parrot. Spotting a yellow one, she asks the assistant: "How much is that yellow parrot, please?" "It's £2,000." replies the pet store assistant. "That's very expensive!", answers the woman, surprised. "Well, that one can talk and recite poetry." explains the assistant. "Right. In that case, how much is that red parrot?" asks the woman. "This one costs £5,000." "What! That's ridiculous" "Well, madam, it can talk, recite poetry, but also write and type." "Alright. How much is the blue one over there?" "That parrot costs £10,000." "You have got to be joking!" cries the woman, "what does that one do? Sing opera? Cook?" "No madam", answers the pet shop assistant, "I'm not sure what this parrot does. But the other two call him 'Boss'."
38.At an auction, a man sees a parrot and decides to bid on it. The competition is strong, and every time the man names a price, the same voice replies with a slightly higher offer. Eventually, the man wins the bird for £1,000. "That's a high price to buy a parrot", he says to the auctioneer, "so I hope he can talk!" "Of course he can, who do you think was bidding against you?"
39.A talking parrot walks into a shop and asks: "Do you have peanuts?". The shop owner replies "No, we don't" and the parrot walks out. The following morning, the same parrot goes back to the same shop and says "Do you have peanuts?" The owner replies "No, we don't" so the parrot leaves. The next day, the parrot goes back to the shop and asks "Do you have peanuts?" The owner, annoyed, answers "No, we don't, and if you come back here asking for peanuts again I'll put you in a cage." The next day, the parrot walks in and asks "Do you have any cages? "Surprised, the shop owner replies "No, we don't." "Great", the parrot says, "in that case, do you have peanuts?"
40.A woman calls her husband and she asks what he's making for dinner. "A parrot", he answers. "Really?", she says, surprised, "how does it smell?" "Through its beak, I suppose!".
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