If You Ever Say That to Me Ever Again I Will Smack You Out of This Treehouse and Into the Sun

Cover for The Rules of Backyard Cricket by Jock Serong

'I loved this book. Jock Serong is a natural. He engages you with a vivid recreation of adolescence in 1970s Australian suburbia, while letting the darkness seep in folio past page until yous find yourself in the grip of an intense thriller.' Malcolm Knox

Read an extract from Jock Serong's beautifully written novelThe Rules of Backyard Cricket—a book about cricket, family unit, sibling rivalry and a bloke in a whole lotta problem.

The broken white lines recede into the black behind united states of america equally we hurtle forward.

Do you remember this?

I knew it in childhood; this feeling of the irretrievable past slipping away behind the automobile. These things, gone and unrecoverable.

Cars on the other side of the divided highway are fading embers that spear into the nighttime. We thurrump over the cats' eyes, changing lanes. I await out every time I experience this cue, the markers and the slight shifting of weight, wanting to communicate with those sleepy, indifferent drivers. They have their own reveries. Nighttime-time lives suspended betwixt origin and destination, simply like mine. I desire to talk to them; I know they wouldn't want to talk to me.

Maybe I had an inkling of this equally a tired child in the back seat. Perhaps I recognised that something was ebbing abroad into the night. Back then at that place were antidotes to the melancholy: the promise of a warm bed; a wide, expanding futurity. The sadness now is uncontained. Information technology sweeps over me in waves. Information technology wants to drown me.

I've always slept with the lights on, fending off an indefinable sorrow in the night. Even when I lit it upwards, with stimulants and willing companions, it watched me scornfully, knowing it had me at bay. That melancholy? it said. It's just a taste of the vast, immeasurable silence that awaits. A speck on a pebble in a milky way that's dust in a supercluster.

I tin't run across much. Only the narrow tunnel of vision straight behind the car. I've managed to get my hands up in front of my confront and bring my fingers together, unruly mob that they are. I'1000 wedged towards the rear corner, driver's side, so close I tin smell the hot plastics of the tail-lite. I've felt my way to the dorsum of the seedling, squeezed and twisted until it came costless. And every bit it roughshod it revealed the low-cal, the view, the road.

I've had my center upwards against that tiny opening for—well, for how long? I don't know. They took my picket, forth with then much else.

The hands are reluctant trip the light fantastic toe partners merely they can't movement away from each other. Like it or not, they will accept to flit. The cable ties are drawn taut around both wrists, cutting into the mankind. Well out of achieve of any finger. The feet, from whom I've heard nothing lately, must exist in a similar predicament; more cable ties effectually the ankles, drawn so tight that the malleoluses are pressing into each other. A baroque and exotic pain that surely wasn't contemplated by my tormentors, a happy accident of sadism: ii small hammers, banging it out. You lot're wondering how I knew that word, the Greek one about the hammers? Physios. I've spent a lifetime listening to physios.

My breath is hissing in and out of my olfactory organ, my mouth tightly taped.

I've been thinking for some time near bringing Squibbly into play. I'm not, in general, given to nicknaming my ain torso parts but I've made an exception for the thumb of my left hand: the kernel of my genius and also my Achilles heel. Mangled, knobbly and dead. Squibbly won't heed being pressed into service because it'due south withal to him. And although information technology seems futile, equally, it seems unsporting not to endeavour.

So now I'm jamming him into the pigsty at the back of the tail-light and pulling as hard every bit I tin. It takes a moment or 2, and I have to append my whole weight from the bound hands to arrive happen, simply Squibbly finally gets enough purchase to suspension open the light plumbing fixtures. There'due south a loud snap, and I'm looking out through a bigger hole at the wide open theatre of nighttime.

The car slows. They've eased back to listen.

I await in perfect silence, and soon the pace picks upwards.

The other fingers register stickiness, and I know that I've slashed up Squibbly in the process, but neither of u.s.a. minds. He is, as always, a dumb and obedient martyr to the crusade.

At that place was a child once, I read somewhere, abducted and blimp in a car boot. Just like me, though probably innocent of anything. She had the skilful sense to seize with teeth off a crescent of fingernail then unscrew the taillight earth and drop it in, so that if e'er the authorities searched the car later on on—whether in pursuit of her murderers or upon her rescue—the Deoxyribonucleic acid would tie the offense to the vehicle. Such a discrete response to impending death. I'm not sure why I'm drawn more to the genius of the idea than the central question of whether the child was rescued.

So I'chiliad more or less resigned to this.

It's a moral counterweight to the things I've done. Information technology seems a shame and more than a fiddling vulgar. But there would have been undignified aspects to cancer or heart disease too. No one's giving me sponge baths or feeding me puree through a tube.

They'll torch the motorcar, I suppose. These people have a strong sense of genre. It'd be inappropriate not to torch the car.

The trip from Geelong to the western suburbs of Melbourne is about fifty minutes, and half of that must have elapsed by now. I've causeless nosotros're headed east, towards Melbourne, though they didn't say. Anyway, the route would be quieter, driving w. I've been lying on my left side, which is the mode they threw me in. My left arm, trapped under me, is numb. My left leg is likewise, although in that location's an unnatural buzzing coming from my right knee, like the bustling of a powerful stereo before the music starts.

It's goose egg like the movies, being shot.

There'southward no not bad explosion of agony. I didn't hop about grimacing and going Ugh! Ergh! or swipe fretfully at the air or hiss curses through clenched teeth. There'south something more than pressing about taking a round through the kneecap. A feeling of wrongness.

To my pitiful surprise, whether you're crawling habitation from Christmas with the aunts, or waiting to be shot dead and incinerated by gangsters, the Geelong Road turns out to exist but every bit boring.

My right knee joint has a hole in it. Not cavernous, but big plenty to admit, say, a finger. One of them, not the one who fired the gun, actually stuck his finger in there at ane point. Under that hole there'due south a slurry of shattered bone floating around similar the shaved ice in a halfdrunk caipirinha. At that place'south another, bigger hole out the back, strings of tendon and ligament hanging from it. I know because I saw them. It's non bleeding much. I tin can merely assume the shot missed the major plumbing.

Information technology buzzes for some foreign reason, reverberating upward through my thigh and into my hip. If they pull me out of here before the coup de grâce—and information technology's quite probable they won't bother—there's going to be a white-hot moment when that leg hangs direct once again and all the smashed bits slice and grind against 1 another. In respect of that evolution, I'g electing non to become ahead of myself.

Autonomously from that, it doesn't matter much whether they get me out of the car. I'g lying on a shovel. Downward near my feet I know at that place are two big paper sacks of quicklime, and it's more than a little confronting to exist snuggled up against the means both of interring your corpse and dissolving it.

The shovel tin can be read either style. Or is it a spade? I've never been clear on the difference. Again, a fan of the genre would accept them lighting black-market cigarettes and training handguns on me while I dig my own grave. But efficiency would suggest a short volley of fire, straight into the boot, and and so firing up the machine. I tin can't dig in this state. It'd be comical. Who wants to sit around all night getting lung cancer and waiting for a cripple to entomb himself?

I've contemplated this once or twice. My expiry, I mean. And I e'er thought when the hour came in that location'd exist clarity. Perception, through the limestone-filtered water of full mental vigil, of the pebbles on the bottom, the tiny invertebrates scuttling in between.

A poignant end. A sorbet after the greasy business of living.

But no. To my distressing surprise, whether you're crawling dwelling house from Christmas with the aunts, or waiting to be shot dead and incinerated past gangsters, the Geelong Road turns out to be simply as boring.

The first and only option: exercise I take this as my fate or practise I keep fighting it?

The air, filtered through the tape over my mouth, tastes faintly of exhaust. Slow suffocation by carbon monoxide might be as good as I can promise for. Either way, I have a feeling I'll be in here for a while.

So while we're waiting I'll have you through it. The sequence of events, some predestined and some entirely of my own creation, that put me in the kicking.

You're seated on a plastic-strip embankment chair in a suburban Melbourne lawn. Fernley Road, Altona. It's 1976. February, late on a Tuesday afternoon.

Two small boys, shoulder-lit by the late lord's day of daylight saving, are playing cricket.

The smaller one, batting, is me.

Darren. Daz. Dags. Scrawny, short, cheeky smile and a thick clump of mustard-dark-brown hair. I'm in school uniform, the modest gray squares of a grade 2. I'm cherry-cheeked with defiance just grinning. Continuing my ground considering I'chiliad being accused of cheating. My reflex in such situations, then and now, is to deny everything then express joy information technology off. Dimples deep, teeth out. Lean on the bat. Point at the bowler'south crease, tell him to become back to work. Later, I'd see Viv exercise that and I'd swear he stole that move from me.

My accuser, casting thunderstorms my way with ball in hand, is my older brother Wally.

Grade four, older by xix months. Nigh four inches taller at this stage, and undoubtedly stronger. If it comes to blows I volition lose. Wally is my idol, and yet my inverse in all respects other than our shared obsession with cricket. He is a purist and a respecter of rules, a methodical, ambitious diameter with an insistent need to take everything— and I mean everything—literally. You'll become the hang of him equally we go along, so I won't outset piling upwardly adjectives just at present.

Although…wait. Insufferable—in case I forget later.

But I still worship the guy. I know it doesn't brand sense.

I no longer remember where this ritual came from: the bat, the tennis ball, the twelve metres of shorn grass. At that place's a line somewhere in any childhood. Before the line, all knowledge and habit is contributed by adults. How to eat with a fork, launder your face, wipe your bum. On the other side of the line, the magpie child starts to gather and collect from everywhere. How to swear. How to osculation a daughter. Where you become when you lot dice.

Backyard cricket must have been captivated on the parental side of that line. Nosotros've been doing it ever since I can remember, and I can recollect dorsum to well-nigh three. Only who taught us the rules? Who showed u.s.a. how to mow the strip, to play a encompass drive, to bowl a yorker? Who explained the dozens of tactical options, the physical vocabulary? Information technology must have been Dad, but I don't accept the memory. It saddens me that I don't.

Ground Zero is the stumps, represented past the severed foot of an apricot tree. In life it had sprawled out to about xx feet of blossoms, leaves and fruit, open enough at its centre that we'd fabricated a platform in at that place. Likewise basic and rickety to phone call it a treehouse, just serviceable enough for various kinds of warfare and for hiding when any shit had gone down.

The tree bore then much fruit that a large proportion of it—even across the harvest taken past us and the birds—simply disintegrated on the backyard. For years afterwards the tree was gone it would deliver painful reminders of its existence in the hard stones left by the rotted-downward fruit nether our blank feet. Its fate was a common one for a stonefruit tree: information technology started to rot and split downwards the middle, oozing shiny globes of sap. The plywood platform that had sheltered pirates and cowboys and banking company robbers began to lean on a crazy angle, and with every gale we'd find new branches fallen on the grass.

But the fruit kept coming in staggering quantities, and so information technology seems no one had the eye to deal with the trouble—and of form, that no i can just have been Mum. Information technology wasn't as though Wally and I were always going to have to the matter with pruning saws. I'm pretty confident we never afflicted whatsoever kind of knightly for Mum. Anyway, we liked the one-time tree, specially when it thrashed drunkenly in the air current and nosotros could hear its tortured wooden squeals from our beds.

But somewhen the platform became too unsafe, and Mum appeared one mean solar day with the chainsaw. We'd been kick the football, and suddenly she was there at the side gate with this forestry-course monster she'd borrowed from a neighbor. A huge, ravenous-looking affair: teeth on a chain bolted to a motor.

I can nevertheless see her, paused at the gate with one hip slightly a-kilter, projecting an inner awareness of how cool she all of a sudden appeared. She had her massive imitation Dior sunglasses on, probably in lieu of protective goggles, and her hair pushed back backside a paisley bandana. Wally dropped the footy. At that place could exist only one purpose for her appearance and, although it was going to cost us our lair, it was going to be good.

It took her a couple of goes to get the saw started. Then it coughed and caught, there was a squirt of bluish smoke and she held it up with a satisfied await round her oral fissure. She gave it a rev, then some other as she eased it into the bark. Sawdust swirled around her and settled in her hair. She worked the blade horizontally into the trunk, weaving the saw in and out, squinting behind the Diors; I can still see the veins running down her biceps. In that location were two loud cracks every bit the timber gave way, and the entire weight of the tree settled onto the bar of the chainsaw, choking the chain and killing the motor. She stood back for a moment, indecisive, with a hand on her hip.

And so she did the best thing I always saw her do.

She jumped up from where she stood, hooked her hands on a low-hanging limb and hung in that location like a gibbon, yanking at information technology. She swung through the air a couple of times, kicking freely with her blank feet—the daughter nosotros'd never known her to be—and the tree reacted with a few more fibrous pops. Then down it came, apricots thudding and rolling all over the place, Mum lost completely under the canopy of leaves. We could hear her under there, shrieking with laughter, cracking twigs in her efforts to climb out.

The foot of the tree was cutting off square except for a jagged horn of timber on one border, where it had stretched and snapped. The chainsaw had fallen out by this stage and Mum took it upwardly over again, working the cord and the choke until it spluttered into life once more. With a sweep of the snarling arm the splinter was gone. We raked and scooped and brushed for an hour or more than, the breakable afternoon lord's day of autumn picking up the aureate among the leaf litter.

By the time nosotros cleared the whole mess away, a squared-off stump stood in the centre of the backyard, roughly equidistant from the 3 paling fences. Wally disappeared into the garden shed and emerged with a tape measure out. She'd cut exactly at bail tiptop, xx-eight inches past nine. We watched her saunter off, twigs in her hair, the chainsaw resting on that aforementioned artsy hip. Accident or design? As with almost things Mum did, the line was blurred and she wasn't saying. But forever after the stump was our stumps.

And in the current memory, the stump is an arm's length behind me as I stare downwards my brother. The bat in my hands is an SP, as used in Tests by England captain Tony Greig. He's tall, implacable, patient. All the things I'm not. The dog at our feet is Sam, a grossly obese staffy. The lawn's kept downwardly by an aboriginal handmower that'southward always been at that place. Razor sharp blades fabricated to look innocuous by rust. It didn't come from anywhere and information technology'll never go anywhere.

Those deep shades of autumn are last year now, when we were smaller. Here in high summer, where my memories oversupply more than, sunlight is a scatter of bleaches and reflections. At astern point there's a banksia. At actress cover, a holly bush-league where Sam likes to shit. At midoff, a bare patch where goose egg, not even grass, grows. It'south lightning fast if yous ship a bulldoze through in that location. Off drive I hateful. I presume y'all're keeping upwardly. I'k a lefty.

Mid-on's the vegie patch, never grows anything but tomatoes this time of year, stinging nettles along the back. Muddy bare feet in at that place come out red-welted. Midwicket is the shortest purlieus, formed by the Apostouloses' fence. Directly behind those palings, separated by a spindly pittosporum, is their kitchen. If you really middle a pull shot— wrap the handle around your ribs and smack that brawl sweet off the end of the bract—it makes the finest sound hit the timbers out at that place. I can simply imagine how it sounds at the Apostas' kitchen sink.

Fine leg is into the corner, towards the crappy asbestos outhouse that contains the 2nd dunny and the laundry. Something about the plumbing in there; there's a smell even when no 1's been.

Keeper and slips are automatic: the big sail of trellis that Mum put up to grow climbing roses. Snick it onto the trellis on the full and you're gone. Striking the domestic dog and it makes a hollow thud.

Sam's a random chemical element in all this, wandering around sniffing the air. Occasionally he lies on his back and does that thing fatty dogs do when they wriggle around just scratching the bejesus out of their backs. You can't shoo him away. You lot have to get on with information technology no matter where Sam is located, and y'all tin can't hit him. Hit him and y'all're gone. If Sam decides he wants to finish and eat a bee off a clover flower right in the middle of the pitch, yous play around him. In hereafter years, under greater pressures, I sometimes wonder if Wally and I learned to stare through distraction because we had to play around a fatty canis familiaris.

And then you've got Sam acting every bit a sort of shut-in fieldsman at large. But then you also have inanimate fieldsmen yous can place yourself when y'all're bowling: the metal rubbish bin, the little tripod barbecue, the 2 swans fabricated out of painted tyres. When I'm on the attack I like to have all of them crowded round the bat so close that it'southward actually hard to basin through them.

In this retention in that location's insect repellent in the air. Mum'south been out with the blue can. She never says anything when she's focused like this: just presses her oral cavity into a firm line and does the necessary. Economy of movement. Nosotros've both frozen in position and scrunched our eyes shut. The tin can hisses; her bangles tinkle as she sprays the stinging fumes, greasy on the skin.

The brawl in Wally'due south paw is a Slazenger tennis ball we pinched from the proddie church tennis order, because in those days tennis balls could but be purchased new as a set up of 4 in a vacuum-sealed can, unattainably expensive.

Nosotros figured out we could sit in the chief school playground simply over the far end of the tennis court and wait for the pennant ladies to heaven one. The ladies knew we were waiting at that place and nosotros knew they knew, but they were never going to catch the states, not with two Malvern Stars leaning against the cyclone wire and at least a twenty-2d head outset.

While waiting for this particular ball, I'd got us a deck of Extra Milds: the shiny gilt pack, the cellophane with the fiddling tear strip. 'And a box of matches and a bundle of Juicy Fruit, thanks. For Mum.' Eyeballing the guy equally the guy eyeballed me and we both reflected for a moment on the nature of truth. And then the brother and I sat in that location in the shade, enveloped in a biting blueish cloud, arguing over who was doing the drawback. Nosotros were both coughing—me because I was doing the drawback, and him because it was some kind of weird addiction of his.

The yellow stain in the middle of the filter is called a pig root, I explained to him. It'south not cool. People will recall you don't know what you're doing. You're eight, he came back. You lot actually don't know what yous're doing. Throughout his developed life, Wally volition say 'actually' when he's getting all shrill and emphatic. As well, he went on, pig rooting is what dogs practice. Pretty sure it'due south what pigs do, I said, and he punched me in the arm with one knuckle out for extra bruise. I squawked and spluttered smoke.

The ladies watched disapprovingly, but past and by their lack of interest in other women's kids took over and they resumed their gentle lobbed exchanges.

Our vigil continued: every ball they produced from nether their knicker elastic was a awaiting addition to the stocks at Fernley Road. Like I said, they knew information technology; we knew it.

Thwock. Thwock. Birds chippering somewhere upwardly high. A lawnmower dawdling away. Planes in an empty sky. And if you listened closely, the crackle of the smouldering tobacco as we pulled information technology to a blood-red hot glow. Thwock, thwock-thwock…Poong!…that'southward a mis-hit, and over it comes. Gaffers in mouths, squinting, nosotros reel it in and hit the road. At 10, Wally can bounce a tennis brawl along the road while he rides, although he's advisedly ditched the cigarette for fear of being reported by neighbours.

Morally, to him, the theft of the balls was excused by sporting necessity: a matter of subsistence. He could rationalise it that fashion, and liberating the odd Slazenger from the ladies was a whole lot different than, for example, badging their cars. Which was something I did without regret.

And right there you have an essential distinction between the Keefe brothers. I would practise these things for the sheer joy of it. Busting free, sending my blood roaring in the cognition I'd flouted the rules and disappointed expectations. The trouble for me is that the more times y'all practice it and the more you get defenseless, the lower the expectations become. Correspondingly, the lesser the thrill.

I'yard surprised at you, the teachers would say. But they weren't.

The previous term I'd been caught watching the girls doing handstands in the surface area of the g reserved exclusively for the girls to exercise handstands (which I think owed more to the Brothers' voyeurism than to any desire to afford the girls privacy while they inverted themselves). For this I was caned, which in retrospect must've been a double payoff for the Brothers.

I'd cheated on tests (detention), burned centipedes with a magnifying glass (caning), thrown a bolt-bomb on the route nearly the bus stop (caning) and fed a paper clip into a powerpoint (electrocution and caning). Most recently, I'd clean-bowled a grade-four during recess and, when he refused to vacate the crease, I'd spontaneously waved my dick at him. The timing was poor: Blood brother Callum was continuing straight behind me as I did information technology, confirming that if yous chant the Litany of the Saints often enough, the Holy Ghost will grant you invisibility.

Blood brother Callum (Calumn?) was an Irishman of the ancient kind with a temper that seemed to channel centuries of rage. His master responsibleness was teaching us obscure prayers in a pasty Donegal brogue that left usa guessing dangerously when we repeated the lines back to him. The metre ruler awaited any transgression. Only the Mother Church could conceive of a torment then exquisitely weird as ordering eight-year-olds to recite forgotten chants dorsum to an armed sadist who couldn't pronounce them in the first place.

So you lot tin can picture my horror when I saw the batsman's eyes looking back at me—past me and my nib—over my shoulder to Brother Callum. I was still turning and simultaneously restuffing my shorts when he pounced, crushing me in a headlock that close off the sun and silenced all sound. The next scrap I have trouble describing, such was the intensity of the pain, but those watching told me afterward that Callum drove ii or 3 punches into the acme of my skull, his big pewter rosary ring leaving lumps on my head that I could still find with my fingertips at 15.

He was grunting something, yelling something as he did this, but between the oxygen deprivation and the tortured dialect, I was never going to hear what it was. Eventually he dropped me and I slumped to the asphalt, dazed and bleeding.

The school must have rung Mum. She was down there within the hour, barely long enough for the nurse to clean upwards the wounds. I was made to expect for her on the steps of the schoolhouse, and as her car pulled up I felt a rush of shame and anger and as well tears and I can still run across her coming towards me, her face a shifting mural of fury and love and insight. She'd read the whole thing by the time she reached me, wrapped me in a hug that smelled of her, i that I never wanted to leave.

She ran gentle fingers though my hair, felt the cuts and took me by the hand. Her face up was white, her lips clenched. Fury had won simply information technology wasn't directed at me. She flung open the glass doors and rained hell on everyone in sight.

Simply who taught u.s.a. the rules? Who showed us how to mow the strip, to play a encompass drive, to bowl a yorker?...It must have been Dad, but I don't have the memory. It saddens me that I don't.

Blood brother Callum. Jesus, he must be long gone. He clearly has haunted me till the day I die, though.

Anyway, we're back habitation, sunday'southward still shining.

I wanted to tell you most showing the brawl: a particular ritual that must be observed by the bowler before whatever recommencement of play.

Starting time let me say that upon our return from the proddie tennis courts I would of form be bowling because I am the younger, and the office of the younger is to feed deliveries to the imperious elder.

Simply to the ritual.

First you take to declare who you are. You don't just lob the ball down using your own action and personality, you accept to be someone. Lillee, Property, Bob Willis...Doesn't thing who it is, but you have to nominate and then you have to impersonate their run-upward and action, follow-through, the lot. The corking benefit of this arrangement is that you can select a bowler who fits with the weather condition and your mood: the gentle guile of Derek Underwood if it'due south hot and y'all can't be blimp; the silent menace of Andy Roberts if y'all're carrying a grievance. Failure to adopt a persona when bowling attracts no particular punishment, but it'south poor course.

The most formal scrap is showing the ball.

We picked upward somewhere, maybe on late-nighttime coverage of Wimbledon, the moment when a tennis player taking new balls must hold them aloft briefly for their opponent to encounter. In lawn tennis, it'south common sense: the new ball will look different and bounciness differently, and therefore it would be unsporting to make the change unannounced. Equally in the backyard, where in that location's an fifty-fifty greater variance between one ball and the next, to launch a fresh pill without some annunciation would violate an unspoken code of decency. You've probably already discerned that decency, similar the February grass, was sparse on the ground in the Keefe backyard. But this was bipartisan. Ball etiquette was central.

Balls plow grey when left for months in the sun. Lawn tennis balls can be split by impacts, or by the dog's exploratory jaws—and a split ball volition bounce either college or lower depending how information technology lands. Assurance tin be taped—all over to make them heavier and more painful on touch on, or half-taped to simulate the swing of a real leather cricket brawl. In times of loftier conflict the ball might non exist a ball at all—it could be a piece of fruit or a pocket-sized stone. And so we placed a elementary constraint on our own deviousness: testify the ball to the batsman prior to play, or any wicket taken thereafter would be alleged null and void.

Of course, this created the opportunity for even greater conflict. A cunning batsman, having noted the bowler's failure to show the ball, would swing with cavalier condone, aiming at windows, trying to bullseye the metallic bin, the swans or even the canis familiaris, in confident supposition of immunity. Once dismissed, the batsman would lean smugly on the bat and shake his caput. Voices would be raised, equipment thrown. Unless Mum intervened, it would terminate in a scarlet-faced tangle with fingers in optics and gappy milk teeth sunk into soft mankind: an itchy, grunting wrestle that never produced a clear winner.

Simply there was one strategy that got effectually the apparent total disclosure of showing the ball.

We were among the starting time in the neighbourhood to own a microwave oven. It was a Philips CuisinArt. To this day I don't know what inspired the old girl to make such an esoteric purchase. Nosotros weren't remotely affluent, and this gadget was the province of rich people.

However, that was no business of ours. Overnight, a technology had entered our lives that could bring slabs of congealed pie dorsum to life so nosotros could eat them at natural language-blistering speed. You could dry out wet sneakers in it, melt a blood brother's GI Joe—or doctor a tennis ball.

It's relatively simple, I suppose. The brawl goes on the turntable and the air inside expands: ergo, if you overdo information technology, the ball explodes. If you lot get it just right, however, you wind upwards with a brawl that will bounce to incredible heights, making it nearly unplayable off a good length. Merely like the moral payoff in a Greek tragedy, once the magical powers are spent, your brawl is flat, listless and liable to be smacked all over the place. 10 minutes of preternatural spring and the ability to hitting your opponent's body repeatedly without endeavor. After which, if you haven't managed to get him out, revenge will be a slow and painful business organization. Such is the counterweight to any exalted state of being, as I would find out much subsequently.

And it would be me, time after time, who would misjudge the axis between glory and humiliation, revelling in my temporary ascendancy rather than effecting the dismissal. And on more than 1 occasion, when I had turned my mind to the central result, scattering his stumps or luring him into the false shot that would bring the inanimate fieldsmen into play, he'd casually lean dorsum on his bat and laugh at me. In my impetuous rush to get from kitchen to pitch with a newly cooked ball, I'd failed to make the necessary disclosure before delivering.

The neighbours comment euphemistically to Mum that her boys are 'very spirited' or 'remarkably competitive'. It's impossible for us to see that we're forming an obsessive antagonism, an entanglement placental in its depth.

I know Wally deeper than biological science. His frame, his posture, his vox and movements. That dry, chipping cough of his, the 1 he issues all the time, whether he's sick or well. The fashion his eyes dart and I know he'southward switched mentally from derision to acrimony; and equally, when and why he'll express mirth uncontrollably; when his strength will give out in a fight, where he'll try to hitting outset.

I know his ribs—hell, I've aimed at them enough. I know how the dominicus burns him in tardily spring: a glow over his shoulders, blisters bursting and flaking on his nose.

I can recruit him from a chat with adults, from his homework or from his perch on the toilet. I can merits him from in front of the TV or when he's half-asleep. I look, a nod towards the dorsum door and he'southward out there, because he wants to beat me equally much as I want to beat him.

The Rules of Backyard Cricket

The Rules of Lawn Cricket

Jock Serong

$22.99

From the day—lost now in the Kodachrome mistiness—when we take up backyard cricket, we are an independent republic of rage and obsession. Our rules, our records, our very own physics. Centre-to-middle and paw-to-hand gainsay. By the time we sally into the world beyond the paling fences, information technology surprises us to learn that anyone considers this a team sport.

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